She was relaxing at home and the phone rang.
"It's Lord Spank," a strange male voice said when she answered.
A dirty phone call?
Flustered, she quickly hung up.
A minute later, the phone went again. She picked the receiver up.
"It's Lord Spank," the man repeated.
"Leave me alone," she whimpered, slamming the phone down.
She was petrified when it rang a third time. She called her husband to witness it.
"There's a weirdo on the phone," she sniffed, bravely answering again.
This time, a different man spoke.
"Have we done something to upset you. Mrs McTaggart?" he answered kindly. "It's the bank."
Lloyds Bank. Not Lord Spank!
How embarrassing...
(But funny)