Had the girl of my dreams sit on my lap today. Young, attractive and very sexy.

She looked at my lack of hair, my wirnkles and scars and asked if I was created by God! I replied yes of course. She then asked if I thought God had created her - I said I'm sure he did!! Looking me in the eyes she went on to say... well, I think he's doing a much better job nowadays, shame you weren't born more recently :-(